guess who was at my show tonight?

daniel stern:

you might remember him in such classics as:

or,

or as the narrator on

you can put them in a pie - ai!

people who look like michael jackson:

janet jackson:



quincy hickson:



johnny depp as willy wonka:


steven tyler:


liza minelli:


roy horn:


japanese guys:


japanese girls:

bigfoot kept lumberjack as love slave!

do you ever wonder if the abominable snowman and bigfoot are the same cryptid?

reasons for why they might be:
1. they look exactly the same, pretty much.
2. have you ever heard of a sighting of bigfoot during the winter? or the abominable snowman during summer?
3. as far as fur color, some legends portray the abominable snowman as having brown hair.
or, it could be one of those biological changes where their fur changes w/each season.

reasons for why they might not be:
1. hair color.
2. why would bigfoot move over to colder temperatures? or, why would there be members of their species living all over, in different climates?

ps. i want to become a mountain climber so i too can have stories such as this one:

wink!

hear me out

as you may know, we've had our windows changed out, which took more than a month for them to do.
personally, i don't see much of a difference, but the manager likes to tell us there is.

though the new windows are in and our lives are somewhat back to normal,
there's just one little problem:

chickensquat!

this is me with sarah and angela:

these are two of the most amazing women and friends you'll ever meet.

maisy:

i love her so much, it's incredible.

wednesday, 20 may, 2009 so far:

1. gave a presentation on the difficulties that arise between culturally and linguistically diverse students and their educators.

2. did you know that unitus doesn't have any sister banks in other countries? plus, it costs $8 to have them order and ship different currencies. then on top of that, they charge 3% out of every transaction that i make in another country, not including the fees that the atms take out. oh, and did i mention that many places in other countries aren't accepting travelers checks due to fraud?

3. rubén gonzález made some great music.

4. after months of going into the betsey johnson store and holding and ogling and caressing and longing, i finally bought it:



5. ran into clara's mom at freddie's...also ran into katie, buddy, denise and taylor.
reason no.54 for why i need to get out of portland: always have awkward run-ins with people i went to high school with or people i haven't seen in a while.

6. on my way home:
remember this episode of sex and the city?

well, it wasn't that dramatic. it was more like:


7. such a guilty pleasure:

VHS!

little known fact:

growing up, i loved to watch sing-along videos.
mkao, disney, you name it.

this is TOTALLY off the hook:





now, imagine me as a kid singing along to these:

(omg.)

41 & 68, seriously.

art has nothin' on these guys! nothin'!

sometimes i like to googleimage random things, like nail art:

i hulu.

so you know how many people say that snl isn't as great as it used to be in the "good 'ole days" w/performers such as phil hartman, mike meyers, steve martin, martin short, dan aykroyd, bill murray, chris farley, john belushi, gilda radner (really, the list goes on and on). well, there are a series of skits recently that are just so funny and need to be shared w/you all just to prove that snl still has their occasional good moments:

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